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| Keep an OPEN mind, and your sanity close as you enter the weird and wonderful world of my mind.... |
| 'Sleepy, sleepy, wooolf Sleepy, sleepy, wooolf'   |
| Well, a few bits from this isn't exactly my newest stuff, but it's all stuff that I'd proudly show to anyone ^^ |
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| I apparently have a good sense of humor Pet names: Dilly, Lilly, Ginger, Zincy, Zoncy, Z, Zincster, Sheepie (wtf? lots of 'y''s) likes:  ,  ,  ,  ,   ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,    ,       Hope you liked my little rant, and good bye!                                                                             Why? BECAUSE I CAN, MWAHAHAHA!! Hufflepuff and PROUD!  Interesting things that I find: ╔════════╗ ║████████║ ║ŠEatнηΘ†E║ ║████████║ ║████████║ ║████████║ ║████████║ ╚════════╝ My David Michell stash: "Oh, and you know that cappuccino machine they often have? It's just for show. Unless you've just finished a meal, anyone who orders a coffie in a pub after 6PM, is an arse. Don't do it arses, I'm watching you" ~ David "... What I ought to do when I hear that announcement, is stand up and yell plaintively for the guard in a dull repetitive squawk, and then, when he arrives tell him earnestly: My personal belongings are there at the end of the carriage, dose that count? Or should I bring them here? I certainly don't want to do anything that might reduce your liability in the event on my possessions being stolen whilst on your property. I could put them in the isle, but people might have to clamber over them a bit, is that alright? Or should I go and stand by them for the duration of the journey? Only I have a heart condition, will you sign this letter saying that your company is liable if I have a coronary. So which is it, what should I do, and, what if I need the loo? Should I drag my bag with me into the cubical - I think it might be bigger then the cubical. What if I get jammed in there with it and a cue of other huge bag-baring customers, all desperate to piss, forms outside the door? So, is it better if I piss where I sit? Tell you what, why don't you give Richard Branson a ring and ask him. Have you got him on speed dial, you should have, and you better ask him on behalf of everyone else here to, because if we ALL attended out luggage at all times, the tiny bit of space that is the only realistic place you can put luggage, is going to get awfully crowded. But I'm sure he's thought of that and has a plan. Go on. Ring him up. Don't worry about us, we'll wait" Other quotes I like - "You call that a tap? Fortunate I didn't suggest force, you might have pulverised it" "Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry... but if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run" "You're sufficiently fortified to boot these creatures nether regions..." "Oh? Has that got anything to do with me no longer having a BODY?!" "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" "...... DAMN YOU!!!" "FILTHY, humans!" "Insolent fool-boy!! It's a skin condition..." ".. You were good a minute ago and now you're being a complete cheese crease- DON'T PET HIM, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" "Fuck-a-doodle-do!" "... He was using the belt-sander..." "FIRETRUCK!!" "You actually did it, you BASTARD!!!!!" "WHEEEEE!!!" "How do you choose between your best mate and your bird... *sighs*" "I lived with man and a woman once... we got on rather well" "... You're talking about your parents, aren't you?" "Why, yes, I am!" "Ah, the Ocean... It's like a big, blue, wet thing" "Local bloke that shouts at ducks" " HELLO, DUCKS!!" I may not answer your 'thanks for the fav' message unless it either makes me laugh/smile or I know you... so don't bite me *smiles sheepishly* I get an awful lot of them... |
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